Me: Hey Denver, want to go swimming?
Denver: Why yes Mother, that sounds lovely.
Me: Great, Dear! I have these cool swim trunks and surfer shirt for you to wear.
Denver: Awesome! I will look so masculine and simultaneously be protected from suburn.
Me: Oh, I almost forgot! One more thing...
Denver: Of course Mom, anything for you.
Me: I need you to wear this baby blue sun-bonnet.
Denver: A what?!?!?! NNOOOOOOOO!!!!! GET. THIS. THING. OFFA ME!!!

Happy Summer to you all! :)